Stop and Smell the Flowers of Asgard

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

the-capricious-one:

powerofvoodoo:

oH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE

David and Billie had far too much fun with this

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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theinvisibleironman:

ultrafacts:

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For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.

theinvisibleironman:

ultrafacts:

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For my first act as president, I will ban the force-feeding of broccoli across the entire nation. Thank you. Vote for me plz.

une-chouette:

not-compatible:

you forgot this guy

Is this even real

glorioustoastermask:

cisself:

kohwala:

brb trapped in a republican bathroom

YOU’RE white.

Damned white people fuckin’ shit up.